THE VIKING PARTY ANKLE PARADOX
A Short Bio by Tetsuo

I come from where the sun don't shine. Or where it always shines, depends on whether it's summer or winter. Lot's of fishies but no sushi up here. Lot's of snow so you wear thick clothes if you go here. This girl came up from the south to do music once and she was wrapped in three layers of jackets or so. Then she broke her ankle falling on the ice.


I've been around & I've done stuff. I like free drinks and making people dance. My music put me in Ukraine one time, I got to eat borscht. It was great.


Interesting but kind of disturbing: This one time in Oslo I saw a singer get puked on. He just stopped in the middle of a song and asked for "a real, Norwegian, hairy viking to come up here and puke on me!" Someone did and it even got in his mouth. The singer gave the viking a hug (like he was his long lost brother) and sent him back into the audience, all the time fixing us with his crazy stare.


Tetsuo is from Norway. He will soon be releasing a 12" called "Disco Team" on Beautycase Records, featuring remixes from Napsugar and Kosta Gitane.